there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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