you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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