I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
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Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
My boob is missing a layer of skin
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You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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