turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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