that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Redeem this text for a blowjob
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
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his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
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Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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