Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
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Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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