Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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