Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
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4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
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Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Just pee around me
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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