You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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