GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
