: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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