Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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