She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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