wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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