Hey man sorry I got all grabby
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
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He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
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All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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