he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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