btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
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not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
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My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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