you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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