i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
NoShamevember. You game?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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