it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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