If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I can't turn off my feet"
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.