I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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