it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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