Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
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we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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