i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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