Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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