We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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