Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
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just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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