cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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