Can Purell be used as lube?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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