I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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