He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
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Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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