I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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