My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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