i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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