oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
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Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
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Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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