so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
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It's official drugs can't kill me
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
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The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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