we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
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Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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