problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
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all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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