Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
he shaved USA in his pubs
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
You've changed since you got that strap on
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
