Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
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I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
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The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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