Betty ford says i'm here all night
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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