I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
there is glitter all over my balls
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Randomize
