babies were throwing up all over the place
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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