Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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