Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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