How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
