He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Actions speak louder than pants.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
40s are totally the cure
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Randomize
