Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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