is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
you didnt know i had herpes?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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