An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
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Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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