Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
He did a backflip because drugs
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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