Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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